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| Author: | Zumikaku [ Tue Oct 06, 2009 10:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Isms! |
Cownip has Yogisms in his signature, sjax has a website full of Xiaolisms. I wanna see what other -isms you guys might have. Sadlerisms (My English teacher/cross country coach) S = a student T = Mr. Sadler (cuz he's a teacher) S: But what if- T: Don't call me butt. And especially don't call me butt eye! S: Can I use the bathroom? T: If you don't know whether you have the ability to pee, then I don't wanna be anywhere near ya. T: I'm this close to throwing you out of the window. And if I throw one of you out, I may as well throw all of you out. S: Do you think I'm one of the smartest kids in 8PA? T: In the top 39? Yes! (There are 39 kids in 8th grade PA) T: I think our team nickname should be the oxymorons. When I say oxy you say morons! OXY! Justin (to Mr. Sadler's class): Are ya'll gettin' learned up real good? Sadler: Justin, you better run fast at cross country today. S: I'm tired! T: Hi, Tired! I'm Mr. Sadler! S: I have grass in my shoe! T: Oh, goodness! You have grass in your shoe? I've got a foot in mine! Which ones do you guys have? |
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| Author: | Redsoxman53 [ Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:05 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Isms! |
Gregism hes my soccer teams trainer g=greg G: Stand shoulder to shoulder but spread apart G: You could have gone home got a biscuit came back and sill have the ball G: Come on guys it's SIMPLE! G: Its not Rocket Scientist (instead of science) G: He put it on a silver platter for you. You HAVE to put it in the net. G: Off n' go Nicknames he gives us Danny(me) = Dan Dan Alan = A Michael = Mikey Phil = Haraguto Shaun=Bruce Springstein or Bon Jovi (because he wears a headband to practice) |
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| Author: | stevenjackson39 [ Wed Oct 07, 2009 10:18 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Isms! |
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| Author: | Zumikaku [ Thu Oct 08, 2009 6:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Isms! |
Traceyisms (girl in my class) T: I LOVE flowers! T: I have a question- Sadler: Tracey, we had this discussion yesterday, and the day before, and every day of last week. You don't need to announce it. Just ask your question! T: Aw, poop on a stick! |
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| Author: | gocubs09 [ Thu Oct 08, 2009 7:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Isms! |
Bernsisms (My L.A. teacher last year) J.O.: I forgot my homework... Berns: OFF WITH YOUR HEAD She hates snow so on the day before Christmas Break we asked this: Class: What is your address??? Berns: Why? Class: So we can sing Christmas carols D.P.: Whispers: "or make a snowman* Berns: *growls* This one is just for fun: M.G.: *making annoying noises with pen* Berns: *throws pen across the room* When asked where Fresno was, we guessed Alaska. Then whenever we said Fresno, we asked "Fresno Alaska???" |
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| Author: | Zumikaku [ Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Isms! |
Here's a good one from XC Joe: Come on, Katie, run over there! Katie: No, I'm conserving my energy. J: Come on, you lazy Russian! K: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!?! Me: Oh, you're dead, Joe. J: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! K: GET BACK HERE, RACIST!!!!!! 
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| Author: | Zumikaku [ Sat Oct 17, 2009 11:20 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Isms! |
I got another Sadler one. "Guys, please don't play with my radio. Leave it on top of the bookshelf next to Stephanie Meyer's trash." (aka the Twilight series)
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