here are the people
judge:darkshade
lawyor for the people:me
defense:lanceberkman
typewriter:sjax39
sheriff:maxdsterling
jury:gocubs09,kingclown50,cub of the ray,me and lucy,chief,jacobye46,and power pro jr
sheriff:all rise,the honroable judge darkshade resingning
judge:thank you max,now sit.todays case,the people of mlbppworld against lanceberkman,mr. berkman,are you representing yourself today
lance:yes i am
judge:opening statements,start now,mr diesel,you first.
me:thank you,lanceberkman took steriods to increase his posts and typing,so we are here to prove that.i rest my opening statement
lance:my innocance to taking steriods is true,those posts are true,hard typing post.
judge:alright,any evadence to his steriods use
me:yes,your honor,defense calls,lanceberkman to the stands
typewriter:lanceberkman,top poster mlbppworld,a nice guy.
me:alright lance,when did you join mlbppwolrd?
lance:june 24th
me:and how many post do you have
lance:5,303
me:your honor,no one can post that much in almost a year.without taking roids
jury:GASP
lance:i didnt, learn this
me:alright,then what do you call this*shows steriods*we found these on your computer.
lance:your honor,he had no right to search my house
me:yes i did,we had a warrant to say so
lance:i..dont know why that was there
me:*gets a little intense*yes you do,you took steriods cause you couldnt type that well and you wanted to be #1,you just couldnt do it,could you
lance:i did,now leave me alone*chokes him*
sheriff:*grabs lance and pulls him off*
judge:order,order in the court.i see that lance did do it,jury,go in the jury room and decide
jury:*walks out*
(in the jury room)
gocubs09:hes guilty,he even admited it and choked rob.
kingclown50:guilty,and insane
cub of the ray:guilty
MaL:guilty as charged
jacobye:guilty,so we all agree,lets go
power pro jr:guilty
(back in the court)
judge:has the jury reached a verdict
gocubs09:yes we have your honor,we claim,the defense,guilty as charged
judge:well that decides it,lance,we will take away all 5,303 post,and your right to make success mode players.court ajorened.*slam*
I have twice as many posts as him! I've got nothing against KingClown, but still, come on!
