Ok, the quotes you find are really funny
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| Author: | stevenjackson39 [ Mon Apr 27, 2009 7:43 pm ] |
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i've seen a lot of funny quotes on here and such, so i figured we could fill this up really quickly... Other than the ones in my sig... "If I could read a book, I would definitely read one of your books." -Paris Hilton "I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman." -Ahhnold. "If it's called USA Today, then why is all the news from yesterday?" -Stephen Colbert "George Bush's press conferences are like the Olympics: They happen every 4 years, and China usually wins in the end." -Stephen Colbert BLATANT SELF-ADVERTISING ALERT: Everything at http://www.faultylogic.co.nr |
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| Author: | LightningMan117 [ Tue Apr 28, 2009 3:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: funny quotes |
Ok, the quotes you find are really funny
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| Author: | Longball714 [ Tue Apr 28, 2009 3:24 pm ] |
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"Before you get into an argument with somebody, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes." -I don't know |
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| Author: | lanceberkman [ Tue Apr 28, 2009 4:06 pm ] |
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Found this in the sig of a guy on GameFAQs: "It is lame to quote yourself!"-Me |
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| Author: | stevenjackson39 [ Tue Apr 28, 2009 4:46 pm ] |
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from rsoohoo: "Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls, cannot walk." -Anonymous |
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| Author: | dishnet34 [ Tue Apr 28, 2009 6:31 pm ] | ||
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I know it isn't a funny quote, but it's a funny pic from sikids.com:
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| Author: | lanceberkman [ Tue Apr 28, 2009 10:29 pm ] |
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Not anymore. 
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| Author: | stevenjackson39 [ Wed Apr 29, 2009 4:53 pm ] |
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"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left!" |
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| Author: | lanceberkman [ Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:42 pm ] |
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The quote in my sig is what one of my basketball refs said after missing about 12 3-pointers in a row....
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| Author: | dwalkeradz [ Wed Apr 29, 2009 9:54 pm ] |
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During an interview with basketball player Antione Walker. Interviewer: Antione, why do you shoot so many three pointers? Antione Walker: Because there aren't any four pointers! Classic. |
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| Author: | DeathJohnson [ Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:08 pm ] |
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From Star Wars Battlefront. "To take off or land, press the land/take off button."
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| Author: | lanceberkman [ Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:46 pm ] |
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Instruction manuals usually have some good ones. Like for example in the Lego Star Wars II manual C3PO says to send compliments to him and complaints to R2d2. |
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| Author: | Storm [ Thu Apr 30, 2009 12:34 pm ] |
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"A dog is like a liberal. He wants to please everybody. A cat really doesn't need to know that everybody loves him." - William Kunstler "Conservatives truly love America and support the armed forces, while liberals are unpatriotic draft dodgers." - Joe Conason Now, the quote by Joe isn't really "funny" but it is humorous if you know the history of the draft... I'm sure Dr Mario will get it.
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| Author: | stevenjackson39 [ Thu Apr 30, 2009 4:36 pm ] |
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"Rarely is the question asked, 'Is our children learning?'" -George Bush "I don't think Osama Bin Laden would be the type of person who would enjoy Hanukkah." -Also The Decider My favorite GB quote is still the one in my sig... |
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| Author: | apple4960 [ Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:29 pm ] |
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stevenjackson39 wrote: "Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left!" Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights make an airplane! |
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