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What the heck Is a simyard

It was simultaneously the greatest and worst thing ever on the internet. Imagine the chat box here, but with 10 times as many people talking, with a baseball simulation attached to it.

lmao where do i begin

There's a wiki apparently but it only covered the lame nerd stuff, and if you want to see 273 (!) pages' worth of posts about it from 7 (!!!) years ago at the earliest, the thread is here.

Basically the entire premise of the game is you had to be biased agaisnt aisans [sic] in order to be any good at it

I've actually been thinking lately about how I miss Simyard. I still sometimes want to instinctively type it into the search bar every time I open up my browser.

Most fun things the last several seasons of Simyard:
3: Drafting in Rookie
2: Chat
1: The Winners Page(s) AKA 1-1-1 hitters and good fielders and pitchers trying to play 300 inning games.

IIRC, but not 100% sure at this point, the longest game was 237 innings.

/me boos the Winners

Rookie drafts and spring training were my favorite. Nothing better than seeing a yellow "Breakout!"

Yeah, the Winners may actually have been partially responsible for the final borkage. That and Erick's clumsy coding allowing for epic failure.