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Granted. They all die anyway, to my amusement.

I wish the Twins won the Wild Card Game in Little Big League.

Good as long as she's not with that other guy who just wants her for her body!

Granted, they do, but then the manager(the kid) is killed and the story is over.

I wish the Mets won the world Series.

Me too

I wish for a bowl of spaghetti.

Granted, but the bowl of speghetti has a poisonous snake that will bite you.

I wish the Cardinals won the World Series in 1985 and the Royals had to still wait.

Granted, but you are force fed home plate from game 7 of the 1985 series.

I wish this kid would stop taking about sadie

Granted, but then you meet Sadie and want to go out with a girl who is twelve and has a boyfriend.

I wish people stopped making fun of me.

Granted, but then we realize that it just isn't the same, so we harass you again.

I wish that MLB Zumi Pros 2016 was a real thing.

Granted, but it's found to be 2007 version because we haven't played it in so long.

I wish that Kenta Maeda got signed with the Angels.

Granted, but he makes 1 start and blows out his elbow

I wish that no one would like or unlike my last Instagram post so I can have 69 likes forever lmao

Granted, but then Instragram deletes the post for innapropiate behavior.

I wish people never said 9+10=21

Granted, but new internet slang happens that replaces it

I wish Madden 16 made it easier to run

Granted, but then passing you always get a pick six

I wish that the girls in my class didn't like my friend and want to get lucky and suck his *(censored)*.

Granted. But then you would have to join ISIS, and your personal jihad moment comes when you have to hide out in the holding tank of a portapotty, explosives strapped to your body, waiting for a dignitary to come have a poo, which he never ever does, but you can't come back as a failure so you sit in pee n poo and blue water until you die.

I wish the Regular season was seven games and the World Series was a best of 162

Granted, but every MLB player quits because they want to play longer for a Playoff

I wish the Phillies lose every game they play this season(2016)?