Power Pros Forum

He's a genie with ADHD.

Granted! They cut you from the roster after realizing how useless you really are.

I wish for no other wishes in this thread to be corrupted.

Granted.

I wish that I didn't sign up for jazz band.

Granted, you are kidnapped by ninjas and forced to join jazz band even though you didn't sign up.

I wish apple pie could cure cancer.

Granted! The side effects include: dizziness, nausea, difficulty breathing, blood clotting, fatigue, depression, muscle soreness, brain damage, constipation, joint pain, drying of the eyes, involuntary screaming, hair loss, death...

I wish that in-text parenthetical citations weren't so annoying.

Grantedbutthenthespacebarbecomesannoying. I wish I will be rich, famous, married to an attractive model, and recipient of a Nobel Peace Prize for creating Power Pros 2021

Granted, but then 2K Sports and Konami sue you for copyright infringement.

I wish the temperature at my school wasn't too hot or cold.

Granted, but now you don't know if you should wear long-sleeves or short-sleeves.

I wish for a genie, who could give me more wishes.

Granted! But he corrupts all the extras too.

I wish that the Astros weren't so pathetic.

Granted, they are bought out by some big company and become the Nebraska Marshmallows and continue to suck, just not as the Astros.

I wish my antibiotics would WORK (been sick for 3 weeks now).

Granted, but you have to buy them illegally and get arrested. I wish I legally obtained unlimited iTunes dollars.

Granted, but then Apple sells the company, and they change it to MusicShop, and you can't transfer over iTunes money.


I wish for a beautiful weekend!

^^^1000th Reply;)

Granted! But you catch the flu and your power goes out.

I wish that I could claim players on SY and be able to select their team.

Granted, But as you finish claiming players, your computer crashes and you have to start over.

I wish I could stop Procrastinating

Granted! You then become lazy and do nothing at all.

I wish for there to be a three-way tie for a playoff spot this season.

Granted, But then all three teams lose in the playoffs.

I wish My Xbox 360 didn't lag.