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Granted. He threw an interception instead.

I wish Andy Dalton never got injured

Granted. He got killed instead.

I wish I didn't have to take P.E. this semester.

Granted. You get killed instead.

I wish I could eat a cheeseburger that isn't poisoned.

Granted, but after all that they forgot everything you wanted and put everything you didn't want on it.

I wish Speed No was faster.

Granted. But he can't hold on to the football and fumbles on every play.

I wish I could play on my basketball team again.

Granted, but you are only allowed to play for one second

I wish Star Wars 9 would come out without any spoilers.

Granted, but all of episode VIII is spoiled for you, as hackers send you the whole script and plot details.

I wish that 2K makes another football game.

Granted, but it is worst than every football game out there.

I wish GoTwins24 knew the meaning of life.

Granted, but he doesn't tell you.

I wish that I had more friends.

Granted, but they're all imaginary

I wish my PS4 didn't have to update so often

Granted. But now it only plays "John Elway Quaterback"

I wish that I had hella dope rhymes.

Granted, but you're still white so they go to waste.

I wish I was dope like soap on a rope.

Granted, but you slip on the soap and have a concussion

I wish my Altuve fathead wouldn't fall of the wall

Granted, but everything else you own on the wall falls off.

I wish Speed No was worse.

Granted. He becomes the worst player of all time and then leaps out of your TV and kills you.

I wish for some more Cajun Fries