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granted,but then there is no more duck tape in the world.


I wish I could find good music.

DIAF = Die in a fire

Granted, but it was good by 3-year-old standards, so it was the Wiggles.

I wish the Wiggles ceased to exist.

Granted,but then 3 year olds world wide team up and kill you.




I wish I could hug a llama.

Granted, it turns around and poos on you.
I wish Twilight WASN'T the #1 movie in America.

Granted, but Marmaduke was.

I wish hockey appealed to people of different skin colors other than white.

Granted,but then football becomes an all white man sport (and hockey,white ice,white jersey=white men.)


I wish I had a cookie.

Granted, but Goldman gave it to you so it must be poison!
I wish I could beat Anna in our poke war on Facebook.

Granted,but she pokes you 20 times with a knife.




I wish that goldman married Zumi.

Granted, but he conned Zumi out.

Once again, I hope Goldman dies in a fire.

Granted, but I divorce him immediately, pound him with a mallet, force you two to marry, then pound you with a mallet.
I wish I had a mallet to pound Rob with.

Granted, but that means he gets to lof

Granted,but then you smash your eyes out and cant hit me.




I WISH I HAD A CAR!THAT I WOULDNT WRECK OR DIE IN!

Granted, but it broke down, and you wasted 130K on a defective Ferrari.

I wish everything costs less.

Granted, but all your money burned with Goldman in the fire he died in.
I wish Rob had never mentioned the thought of ANY of us marrying Goldman.

Granted,but then you dream about it.




I wish The economy was good forever.

Granted, but the only one in poverty is YOU. And nobody is charitable enough to give to you anymore.
I wish Rob was less "screwy in the head" as my grandpa would say.