Power Pros Forum

Granted, but then you swim into the Gulf and die.
I wish the Cubs didn't suck

Granted,but then I catch you fishing and eat you for dinner





I wish I had thought of this idea.

Granted, but the Bulls do.

I wish the Gulf problem was fixed.

(ME TOO!)Granted but then a tsnunami rips through New York.



I wish I had a waffle.

Granted, but then I eat in really slowly in front of you
I wish LeBron signs with anyone but the Cavs

Granted, but he gets injured á la Greg Oden.

I wish Joey Votto and Paul Konerko win the Final Vote for the ASG.

Granted, but I go break Konerko's leg because he's a White Sock
I wish I wasn't bored.

Granted but then you are bored for the rest of your life



I wish I had a waffle that had no issues,no one could corrupt it,or eat it infront of me.

Granted, but it's just a toaster waffle, not a Belgian waffle... and you don't have any maple syrup
I wish toaster waffles were as good as Belgian waffles.

Granted, but Goldman poisoned every toaster waffle.

I wish there were better shows on TV on Saturdays.

Granted,but then Jimmy Kimmel Live is never aired again


I wish I could think of something to wish

Granted, but then it gets corrupted.

I wish Goldman would jump off a cliff.

Granted,but then an earthquake comes and ends the world



I wish I knew if Marvin wanted a cookie.

Granted, but Goldman poisoned it.

I wish Goldman DIAFed.

Granted, but I don't know what that means, so you get nothing.
I wish duct tape really did solve everything, like the oil spill (why DON'T they try duct tape? Seriously, how awesome would it be if it actually worked?)