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Doodly-doo.

I wish for an Aggies win.

Granted, they win in a science fair competition.

I wish that you could see this text without zooming in.

Granted, I zoomed it out so your wish could come true.

I wish for a PS3 for Christmas.

Granted, your dad gets trampled to death at Wal-Mart getting the amazing $199 bundle on Black Friday.

I wish people would use their common sense and stop complaining about how the world is unfair. (So reverse of my political opinions its not even funny)

Granted, but your wish is somehow corrupted.

I wish for a good corruption.

Granted! Your wish is corrupted by a good corruption...

I wish for World Peace.

Granted! Because of World Peace, all weapons don't exist and FPS don't exist.

I wish Lebron would win a ring.

Granted, it is a ring made of trash from Cleveland given to him by angry Cavs fans.

I wish, I wish, I was a fish.

Granted! You get eaten.

I wish Longhorns fans would realize that they just got away with highway robbery.

Granted. The team names Jaxon Shipley their starting QB.

I wish for pie.

Granted. It explodes.

I wish that it could be Thanksgiving again today.

Granted, but only in countries that are a day behind.

I wish for non-exploding pie.

Granted, you can't eat it.

I wish it was Christmas break.

Granted, but its only a day long, and you have to go to school on Christmas when everyone else is on break.

I wish that it wasn't so cold in my house right now. *Insert corruption about it being too hot in my house now here*

Granted, it's now freezing everywhere else. Everyone dies from hypothermia and you are the only person alive.

I wish for fried chicken.