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Granted. It snows 25 feet and you're buried alive under all the snow.

I wish I had more than 3 pairs of long pants that fit

Gratned, but you grow out of the pants in a day.

I wish I could take better pictures.

Granted. Your pictures are so good that they come to life and now sleep in your bed.

I wish i could fly

Granted, but then you are taken by the government and tested on and went to Earth-660(Look at Marvel Universe)

I wish I knew the meaning of life.

Granted. You go visit God and he writes it down on an Etch-A-Sketch. On your way back to Earth you memorize it and want to show it to everyone, but someone shakes it off the screen and while you tell everyone the true meaning of life, no one believes you because there's no proof.

I wish for my new Titans log to never end.

Granted, but everyone on the forum goes away.

I wish LGM ate me.

Granted, he eats you and you spend the rest of your life inside his stomach. Exciting stuff

I wish it was easier to get stars in 9innings

Granted, but now stars are really points and points are really stars and points are now impossible to get

I wish Rakumen stopped talking about me in a bad way.

But you didn't corrupt my wish. I wanted to get eaten and wanted to be swallowed.

Granted, he doesn't talk about you at all. No one does. You pretty much cease to exist

I wish it was easier to come up with things to wish for

Granted, but everyone else uses them

I wish my dog wasn't so energetic

Granted, but because your dog is dead.

I wish AgentP beat Brewers to 10,000

Granted, but you have to read my terrible spam posts that I use to get to 10k

I wish I didn't sleep facing a window so I could actually sleep in sometimes

Granted, but you can't sleep facing away from a window

I wish I go 16-0 on Sunday in picks and win and get everything right even the score.

Granted, but everyone else goes 16 - 0

I wish AJ McCarron didn't fumble on Monday Night