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Granted, but it gives you food poisoning and you throw up so much that you die.

Yo quiero por una torta.

Granted. Too bad the cake is a lie

I wish I could have delicious, non-poisonous pepperoni pizza every day for the rest of my and never get sick of it all while staying the same weight

granted, but you shrink to 2 feet tall while maintaining your weight

I wish for the food most commonly ordered at KFC

Granted. You get a biscuit. A limp biscuit. (don't look that up)

I wish for five dollars

granted, you get $5 in play money

I wish I could wish for something other than fried chicken.

Granted. You can now only wish for grilled chicken.

I wish Napoli would win MVP

Granted. I get a billion dollars for having "Napoli for MVP" in my signature and you get nothing

I wish for grilled chicken

Granted, but it's roadkill.

I wish for a snowman.

Granted, it melts.

I wish that you would get an avatar

Granted it's your avatar

I wish for a hot girl to move in next to me.

Granted. A girl with a high fever moves in and gets you sick

I wish for non-deadly, edible grilled chicken

Granted but it's a baby chick and do you really want to eat this?



I wish it'd rain all day on Monday.

Granted, but you still have to do whatever you're supposed to do on Monday.

I wish school didn't start until January.

Granted. But it doesn't end until December.

I wish I didn't have a dentist appointment on Monday