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Granted, but you were a baseball I hit so hard back in high school the stitches exploded.

I wish I weren't allergic to wheat.

granted but you're allergic to beef jerky
i wish people would stop wishing about becoming sports equipment.

Granted, but then they wished about being school supplies.

I wish I was a dry-erase marker.

Granted, but life gets pretty boring.. not that you would know, you don't have any consciousness.

I wish that people realize that Greinke deserves Cy Young, if he didn't get it, it would be one of the biggest misvotes in history (Right up there with Gherig losing MVP with a triple crown).

Granted, but voters snubbed Wainwright, which is worse.

I wish that the Nationals would change back to the Expos.

granted, but then the cardinals became pink flowers

i wish i was a true friend

Granted, but no one wants to be your friend.

I wish i could dance really well.

Granted, but you can't stop dancing.
I wish the Cubs would at the very least GET to the playoffs this year. I don't care if they get swept in the first round. And don't make it so that they never get to the playoffs or win the WS again!

Granted but they don't win it until another 300 years pass and by then nobody cares about baseball.

I wish I was going to go skiing.

Granted, but you fall off a cliff.
I wish I was made into a cool video game charater.

Granted, but you always die on 1-hit KOs.

I wish i was awesome.

granted but I was awesomer.

I wish I didn't have glasses.

Granted, but now you have Chris Sabo goggles.

I wish I could take a three-hour nap.

Dang, my wish got pwned.

Granted but you have a nightmare during your nap.

I wish I could fly.