Corrupt-A-Wish

stevenjackson39 · **Posted:** Mon Sep 14, 2009 4:37 pm

granted, but you're living in iraq, where there is no electricity.
you also have to face the fear of being fired upon, by accident or on purpose.
and bombs. that too.

Bobby Baseball · **Posted:** Mon Sep 14, 2009 6:55 pm

Well I said there was electricity, but:

Bobby Baseball wrote:

Granted but you were a lion that was forced to work for the circus.

I wish an eagle and I was not put into a zoo, held in captivity, killed, poached, kidnapped, etc. and I when I was too lazy to hunt I could just call up for delivery and the delivered food was free and very tasty and healthy for me and it got delivered right away. I also would be able to fly wherever I wanted whenever I wanted, and I had a great home with a beautiful eagle wife and some great eagle kids and I had a great eagle home with electricity and televisions and video games and Power Pros and computers that never got viruses or spyware with internet access that was high speed and never slowed down, and the house never lost electricity and the appliances all worked always to the best of their abilities. Me, my wife and my family will never get poached, killed, anything that I said already, and me and my family would always be very healthy. I wish that I was an eagle living the pursuit of happiness. Oh, and me nor any members of my eagle family had to work in the circus. Lastly, I wish me and my family all had apposable thumbs that worked and we could play Power Pros and be good at it and we could all type well and we could play SimYard well. AND we lived in a nice peaceful place where there were no bomb scares.

Corrupt that! Just try!

Zumikaku · **Posted:** Mon Sep 14, 2009 7:08 pm

Granted, but your house and everything in it got destroyed by a thunderstorm. Now will you stop re-wishing and let someone else make a wish?

Me_and_Lucy · **Posted:** Mon Sep 14, 2009 7:12 pm

You get paralized and brain dead.

Yankeebros2009 · **Posted:** Mon Sep 14, 2009 7:44 pm

I wish I make the soccer team.

Zumikaku · **Posted:** Mon Sep 14, 2009 7:47 pm

Granted, but you got horribly injured.
I wish I would do well in all my cross country meets.

Me_and_Lucy · **Posted:** Mon Sep 14, 2009 8:11 pm

You got caught using steriods...

I wish I had time to do my Nats log and people would follow.

Longball714 · **Posted:** Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:00 pm

Granted but your internet connection failed forever and you could never get on

I wish I had a soda that was not poisoned or dangerous in any way.

PowerPro Jr · **Posted:** Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:04 pm

Granted, but someone shook it and it exploded all over you.

I wish I had an apple with no worms in it, and it was the greatest tasting apple in the world.

Longball714 · **Posted:** Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:15 pm

granted but it was Apple4960. :lol:

I wish I was just a normal human being and not an evil robot conspirator... I mean, uh...

Me_and_Lucy · **Posted:** Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:16 pm

Longball714 wrote:

Granted but your internet connection failed forever and you could never get on

I wish I had a soda that was not poisoned or dangerous in any way.

Can't I just use the school or someone elses?

PowerPro Jr · **Posted:** Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:18 pm

Longball714 wrote:

granted but it was Apple4960. :lol:

I wish I was just a normal human being and not an evil robot conspirator... I mean, uh...

Granted, but another evil robot conspirator destroyed you for being a traitor.

I wish i was a movie star.

Zumikaku · **Posted:** Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:24 pm

Granted, but thanks to the cruddy economy, nobody can afford to watch your movies and you never get hired again.
I wish the economy was better.

PowerPro Jr · **Posted:** Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:26 pm

Granted, but the environment got worse.

I wish people stopped wasting water. (including me)

LightningMan117 · **Posted:** Tue Sep 15, 2009 3:31 pm

Granted but then they wasted other natural resources.
I wish for a non explouding/poisioned baconator.

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