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Granted, and you get what is expected... Death...

I wish for fudge

Granted but your really eating ****

I wish I was jack merluzzi

Granted, and everyone hates you

I wish for a nice soft pillow

100 is definitely more than 30 so...

Granted, but it's exactly one square inch in size

I wish my neck hair would disappear permanently without pain or surgery.

Granted but it is ripped off by hot wax straps

I was a great baseball players loved by everybody

Were you really?

I wish for a million dollars.

Granted, but you have to pay it all back plus interest.

I wish I was a great baseball player loved by everyone.

Holy shit, I laughed harder than I should have

Granted, but you suffer a rare disease, causing you to retire early and die a few years later.

I wish for three more wishes

Granted, but every time you say the word "wish" it counts as an additional wish. Thus, that wish cost two of your extra three, and you saying "I wish..." on the next one will make the genie disappear

I wish I was a serviceable, but completely durable and healthy baseball player, loved by some

Granted, but not everyone likes you and the ones that don't feel very strongly and assassinate you.

I wish I was perfect

Granted but it makes a lot of people jealous and they cut off your limbs, and nose for good measure.

I wish I could meet Jennifer Lawrence.

Granted, she "trips" and bumps into you, causing you to fall over into a lake.

I wish for some hats.

Granted, but they're too small and cut off your circulation, killing you

I wish I had my own tv show

Damn I'd take that

Granted. However, people get jealous. They cut off your limbs. And your nose for good measure.

I wish Jennifer Lawrence would trip and bump into me.

Granted, but it's a different Jennifer Lawrence and you die anyway

I wish I had gone to sleep two hours ago