Power Pros Forum

Granted, but now, instead of "Quick" you say "Ick".

...wish for something

I wish I weren't bored (or dead, or about to be dead, or hurt, or sick)

Granted, but now you'll never have any free time

I wish I was a penguin

Granted, now you slide around the room and can't run.

I wish Albert Pujols was still on the Cardinals.

Granted, but now you suck

I wish I wasn't addicted to brownie batter...

Granted, you're dead.

I wish MLB Power Pros 2013 existed, for the PS3, and I could legally buy it for $60 or less.

Granted, but it comes to life and eats your parents

I wish the wiki had more information on 07 success mode...

Granted. There's one more sentence.

I wish I were a Pro in Wii Bowling (922 skill level I think)

Granted, but you blow out your ACL and you're forced to retire

I wish Gyrodator was easier to get in 07

Granted, but it's by having 3 failed Goodjob surgeries. Your players all have 80 mph top speed, G control, E stamina, and 1 breaking ball that is level 1.

I wish Wii Tennis gave more points toward Pro status.

Granted, but you tear a hammy on a backhand.

I wish that I had 35 pounds of bacon, and a fridge that could hold it all.

Granted, but you die of diabetes

I wish Florida wasn't so hot

Granted, now you can't go to Disney World ever again.

I wish my brother would put on some pants.

Granted, they're yours.

I wish for something good.

Granted, but it turns evil

I wish Disney wasn't so crowded