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Granted! You can draw drapes like an Olympic champion.

I wish it was easier to be sarcastic over the Internet.

Granted, but you get banned for being too sarcastic and double posting.

I wish I knew when Finals were.

Granted, they're tomorrow.

I wish that tv had more good shows.

Granted, but they're all at the same time and your DVR breaks.

I wish for something good that doesn't kill, brutally torture, or hurt anyone.

Granted! It's too good to be true.

I wish it wasn't Monday.

Granted! It's 11:59 pm on Sunday.

I wish I could finish this Fantasy Draft in time for dinner.

granted but all the players die

i wish i wish i had a fish

Granted, but it's a piranha and it eats you.

I wish it were light out.

Granted, but its the last time ever.

BTW, I have a pet piranha named Boo, and he is actually pretty jumpy and scared, not vicious. So I doubt a piranha would eat him.

I wish for warm hands.

granted but they are so hot they melt the polar ice caps and you drown

i wish i had a pet attack shark who attacks anyone i tell it to and only people i tell it too

Granted, but while practicing with a dummy it mistakes you for the dummy and eats you.

I wish for Vanderbilt to win.

Granted, but the victory is confiscated due to multiple scandals

I wish people would post on this topic again.

Granted, but only 1 does and its you.

I wish for a bowl of Reeses Puffs Cereal.

Granted, so do I, Brewers. OOH! Reeses Puffs!

I wish that I had time to post on the Avengers Season Log.

Granted, but nobody reads it

I wish I spoke Japanese