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I wish for ten thousand monkies to wake me up every day at exactly 7:00 AM by ooh-ooh-ah-ahing Take Me Out to the Ballgame.

Granted, but they stand on your bladder while singing every verse TWICE.
I wish I had less homework.

Granted, but because of your lack of education, you are a cashier at McDonald's.

I wish i was smarter than Einstein.

Granted, but you are drafted and killed before you can do something productive.
I wish I had over 100 posts. Oh, wait, I do!

Granted, but DS deletes all your posts due to randomness.

I wish i will be successful.

Granted, but you have to give away all your money to your unsuccessful family
I wish it was easier to go to my online books.

Grated, but it takes really long to load.
I wish I had a airsoft gun.

Granted but you shot yourself in the leg and went to prison.

I wishfor a banana

Granted, but you dropped it in liquid nitrogen. But look on the bright side. Now you have a cool new banana-shaped hammer!
I wish Menchie's would open in Chicago.

Granted, but it is really badly managed.
I wish I had an unlimited supply of Root beer.
P.S. The liquid nitrogen would freeze the bannana, and if he tried to use it as a hammer, it would break into many pieces. Just sayin'.

Granted, but it was poisoned.
I wish my simyard team will make the playoffs

But you forgot the password and all that stuff.

I wish I was not bored.

Actually, I was just at this science thing last weekend, they dipped a banana in liquid nitrogen and used it to hammer a nail!

Granted, but 2 seconds later you get bored again.

Make a wish!

I wish people would stop forgetting to make a wish.

Granted, but you forget to make a wish.
I wish I had a mustang GTO.