Power Pros Forum

Granted, it's poisoned.

I wish my phone's screen wasn't cracked.

Granted, you get a BRAND new phone with 2G service in some areas of Oregon and Japan.

I wish I knew the full lines (forwards and defensemen) for the Dallas Stars of the NHL.

Granted! No one cares.

I wish I didn't have so much homework.

Granted, you rush to finish it and get all F's.

I wish Chris Johnson didn't have 100+ yards and 2 TDs.

Granted! He is the GM of your team, and he's awful.

I wish the Texans didn't have so many injured players.

Granted, they all get cut and their rivals sign them all.

I wish I could get at least 4 of my created/edited players in the MLB 11: The Show fantasy draft.

Granted! You only get 4 players and can't fill out a roster.

I wish for seven churros, a sock, two air hockey pucks, a vintage poster of Petra, Tiny Wings, a box cutter, five golden rings, a musical blender, golf clubs, a robotic arm, paper clips of assorted colors, the bullet from the shot heard round the world, a pet macaque, a Swahili to English dictionary, the original Model T, a ticket to the moon, one turquoise throw pillow, and a 163 centimeter tall Christmas Tree.

Granted! You lose anything else you have ever owned.

I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow.

Granted! You are now dead

I wish that I was done with my biology project

Granted, you got an F though.

I wish that I had the fortitude to resurrect my Slayers log from the dead.

Granted, but no one follows.

I wish I could finish my Fantasy Draft for my MLB 11: The Show team so my dad didn't erase my picking Yu Darvish and Bryce Harper.

Granted they both stink.


I wish I had enough time to do the Stranglers log.

Granted! You are Strangled.

I wish black clothes didn't attract so much white fuzz.

Granted, they now attract lightning bolts.

I wish I was better at drawing.

Granted! You can draw drapes like an Olympic champion.

I wish it was easier to be sarcastic over the Internet.