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Granted, everyone else dies because of it.

I wish I had more time.

Granted! .1 nanoseconds for you.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

Granted! It's corrupted by Ian Kinsler.

I wish Ian Kinsler would corrupt my wish.

Granted! Some guy from Chillicothe, Texas named Ian Kinsler corrupts your wish.

I wish coyote would beat roadrunner.

Granted, he beats him in baseball.

I wish this topic had less death in it.

Granted! There is brutal torture, but not death.

I wish I was an Oscar Mayer Weiner. That is what I really want to be. I wish I was an Oscar Mayer Weiner, so all my friends would be in love with me.

Granted, but your enemy's hatred grows until they kill-I mean, brutally torture you.

I wish I was more athletic.

Granted, but you get brutally tortured for being so athletic.

I wish for the ability to swallow and spit with this in my mouth. (expander)

Granted! But you can't breathe!

I wish I could have been at the meeting to make sure MLB Power Pros 2009 made it to America.

Granted, but you're the one who made it not come to America.

I wish it was summer.

Granted! You miss Christmas!

I wish MLB Power Pros was developed in America

Granted, but its Japanese elements fade away and the game sucks.

I wish for non-poisoned food.

Granted, but you can't eat it.

I wish for poisoned food.

Granted! The animal was poisoned to make your food.

glockenspiel

I wish I had a glockenspiel.