Power Pros Forum

1. What's your favorite color? Pink, bro.
2. Do you like or dislike dubstep? Like a lot. Just starting to listen to it.
3. In ten words or less, tell the most ridiculous lie you can think of. Oprah can hear radio stations just by tilting her ears.
4. Have you ever witnessed a hailstorm? Yes.
5. Who sets the table when your family eats dinner? Mom.
6. Describe what you consider to be the ultimate sandwich. Peanut butter. That's all.
7. Have you ever had a yard sale? How did it go? Having one today
8. What's the lamest one-liner joke you can think of? Why is it easier to do trigonometry at the beach? Because of all the tan gents.
9. Which boy name do you like better: Titus or Milton? Titus.
10: Which girl name do you like better: Patricia or Taylor? Taylor.
11: You are a Mexican luchador (professional wrestler). What is your luchador name? El Stinko.
12: Are you a member of Nerdfighteria? DFTBA
13: Do you crack your joints? Obsessively.
14: What is the dumbest thing you've ever bought with your own money? How much did it cost? Spent ten bucks on a language learning software that assumes you already know half the language. And it even said "For Beginners" on the box...
15: Which word do you prefer to use: Trash, waste, garbage, or rubbish, or some other word I can't think of right now? Trash.

1. What's your favorite color? Green, dawg
2. Do you like or dislike dubstep? Freaking love dubstep dawg
3. In ten words or less, tell the most ridiculous lie you can think of. In Soviet Russia, cake eats you.
4. Have you ever witnessed a hailstorm? Nope
5. Who sets the table when your family eats dinner? My parents
6. Describe what you consider to be the ultimate sandwich. Italian sub all the way dawg
7. Have you ever had a yard sale? How did it go? Nope
8. What's the lamest one-liner joke you can think of? You expect me to think? That's absurd
9. Which boy name do you like better: Titus or Milton? Milton
10: Which girl name do you like better: Patricia or Taylor? Taylor
11: You are a Mexican luchador (professional wrestler). What is your luchador name? "Wrestler Guy"
12: Are you a member of Nerdfighteria? Hell yeah
13: Do you crack your joints? Yep
14: What is the dumbest thing you've ever bought with your own money? How much did it cost? Can't think of anything
15: Which word do you prefer to use: Trash, waste, garbage, or rubbish, or some other word I can't think of right now? Trash

1. What's your favorite color? Green!
2. Do you like or dislike dubstep? Haven't heard much (Skrillex and deadmau5) but I like what I've heard!
3. In ten words or less, tell the most ridiculous lie you can think of. I just killed 13 people while eating a dolphin.
4. Have you ever witnessed a hailstorm? I think so.
5. Who sets the table when your family eats dinner? Yours truly!
6. Describe what you consider to be the ultimate sandwich. Subway. 9-grain honey oat bread, ham, cheddar and american cheese, sweet onion sauce. ¡Delicioso!
7. Have you ever had a yard sale?  How did it go? Nope.
8. What's the lamest one-liner joke you can think of? Your face.
9. Which boy name do you like better: Titus or Milton? Milton.[b]
10: Which girl name do you like better: Patricia or Taylor? [b]Taylor.
11: You are a Mexican luchador (professional wrestler).  What is your luchador name? Guacamole![b]
12: Are you a member of Nerdfighteria? [b]No idea what that is.
13: Do you crack your joints? To be honest, I saw this question and wondered if it was...appropriate. Then I realized what you meant. Not deliberately, but they certainly crack quite a bit (I has Durability -7)
14: What is the dumbest thing you've ever bought with your own money?  How much did it cost? Second copy of MLB Power Pros after I sold the first. It had the manual, though! Cost like $20 at GameStop.
15: Which word do you prefer to use: Trash, waste, garbage, or rubbish, or some other word I can't think of right now? Trash.

1. What's your favorite color? Yellow
2. Do you like or dislike dubstep? Not a big fan of it, but have listened to it once or twice.
3. In ten words or less, tell the most ridiculous lie you can think of. My "trig brain" made me do it.
4. Have you ever witnessed a hailstorm? Maybe once, but I'm not sure.
5. Who sets the table when your family eats dinner? Me
6. Describe what you consider to be the ultimate sandwich. Roast beef with homemade Arby's sauce.
7. Have you ever had a yard sale? How did it go? Yes, and it went well. Then again, that was about 8 years ago.
8. What's the lamest one-liner joke you can think of? Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be bay-gulls!
9. Which boy name do you like better: Titus or Milton? Titus
10: Which girl name do you like better: Patricia or Taylor? Patricia
11: You are a Mexican luchador (professional wrestler). What is your luchador name? El Sacapuntador
12: Are you a member of Nerdfighteria? What the what?
13: Do you crack your joints? I would probably pass out if I did that...or scream in pain.
14: What is the dumbest thing you've ever bought with your own money? How much did it cost? Superstar Kidz Hockey Wii game. Cost about $20.
15: Which word do you prefer to use: Trash, waste, garbage, or rubbish, or some other word I can't think of right now? Trash or garbage.

1. What's your favorite color? Orange
2. Do you like or dislike dubstep? I can handle some wubs here and there
3. In ten words or less, tell the most ridiculous lie you can think of. Throwing water bottles at Kim Jong Un is a Spanish.
4. Have you ever witnessed a hailstorm? 8 years ago in Seattle.
5. Who sets the table when your family eats dinner? My sister and me.
6. Describe what you consider to be the ultimate sandwich. Steakwich with bacon.
7. Have you ever had a yard sale? How did it go? Nope. I've helped our neighbors with one, though.
8. What's the lamest one-liner joke you can think of? I tell chemistry jokes periodically.
9. Which boy name do you like better: Titus or Milton? Milton
10: Which girl name do you like better: Patricia or Taylor? Taylor
11: You are a Mexican luchador (professional wrestler). What is your luchador name? Taco Bueno
12: Are you a member of Nerdfighteria? ...wat is this?
13: Do you crack your joints? Rarely
14: What is the dumbest thing you've ever bought with your own money? How much did it cost? Can't think of anything.
15: Which word do you prefer to use: Trash, waste, garbage, or rubbish, or some other word I can't think of right now? Trash or garbage.

1. What's your favorite color? Green
2. Do you like or dislike dubstep? Neither. I'm more of a Rock guy, but I'm indifferent to it.
3. In ten words or less, tell the most ridiculous lie you can think of. In Soviet Russia, Yoda speaks perfect English he does.
4. Have you ever witnessed a hailstorm? Yes
5. Who sets the table when your family eats dinner? Me
6. Describe what you consider to be the ultimate sandwich. Peanut butter and jelly
7. Have you ever had a yard sale? How did it go? No
8. What's the lamest one-liner joke you can think of? I heard some hipsters drowned yesterday. They must have fallen into the mainstream.
9. Which boy name do you like better: Titus or Milton? Titus
10: Which girl name do you like better: Patricia or Taylor? Patricia
11: You are a Mexican luchador (professional wrestler). What is your luchador name? Johnny Fuego
12: Are you a member of Nerdfighteria? This is a time for mac's "lolwut" pear.
13: Do you crack your joints? Naw
14: What is the dumbest thing you've ever bought with your own money? How much did it cost? Water ice that I threw out after one bite. 19 dollars
15: Which word do you prefer to use: Trash, waste, garbage, or rubbish, or some other word I can't think of right now? All of the above

1. Green
2. I don't know
3. I'm ugly
4. Yes
5. Whoever is told to
6. Peanut butter and Jelly
7. Yes I have. It went great!
8. Centi-peed
9. Titus, cause I have a cousin named Tytus
10. Patricia
11. El Antonio
12. No
13. Yes
14. NBA 2K11 for PS2. I thought it would have the Jordan Challenge but it didn't. $30.
15. Trash

1. What's your favorite color? Blue.
2. Do you like or dislike dubstep? I despise it.
3. In ten words or less, tell the most ridiculous lie you can think of. Right-handed pitchers with VS LH Batter 4 are awesome.
4. Have you ever witnessed a hailstorm? Yes.
5. Who sets the table when your family eats dinner? Either me or my mother.
6. Describe what you consider to be the ultimate sandwich. A salami, pepperoni, lettuce, provolone cheese and mayonnaise panini.
7. Have you ever had a yard sale? How did it go? I think we had a garage sale when we moved, but I was like 4 and don't remember much.
8. What's the lamest one-liner joke you can think of? I wanted to tell a chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon.
9. Which boy name do you like better: Titus or Milton? Milton.
10: Which girl name do you like better: Patricia or Taylor? Taylor.
11: You are a Mexican luchador (professional wrestler). What is your luchador name? El Americano
12: Are you a member of Nerdfighteria? ...What?
13: Do you crack your joints? Yes.
14: What is the dumbest thing you've ever bought with your own money? How much did it cost? Probably some stupid video game in the $30-$50 range.
15: Which word do you prefer to use: Trash, waste, garbage, or rubbish, or some other word I can't think of right now? Trash.

1. What's your favorite color?
Probably blue, or red
2. Do you like or dislike dubstep?
I don't like it, I love it
3. In ten words or less, tell the most ridiculous lie you can think of.
Homosexuals shouldn't be allowed to marry.
4. Have you ever witnessed a hailstorm?
Yes
5. Who sets the table when your family eats dinner?
Usually my mother
6. Describe what you consider to be the ultimate sandwich.
A reuben, except instead of corned beef, pastrami, all on panini bread
7. Have you ever had a yard sale? How did it go?
Once yes, I think it went alright, I can't quite remember
8. What's the lamest one-liner joke you can think of?
What do you do with dead chemists?
Barium
9. Which boy name do you like better: Titus or Milton?
Milton
10: Which girl name do you like better: Patricia or Taylor?
Taylor
11: You are a Mexican luchador (professional wrestler). What is your luchador name?
El Cobra del Oro
12: Are you a member of Nerdfighteria?
I reside there yes, where puppy-sized elephants roam, and all is good.
13: Do you crack your joints?
Occasionally, yes
14: What is the dumbest thing you've ever bought with your own money? How much did it cost?
A bad video game, I'm sure, so $40-$60
15: Which word do you prefer to use: Trash, waste, garbage, or rubbish, or some other word I can't think of right now?
Trash

1. What's your favorite color?
Orange
2. Do you like or dislike dubstep?
It is alright
3. In ten words or less, tell the most ridiculous lie you can think of.
I am a unicorn.
4. Have you ever witnessed a hailstorm?
Yes
5. Who sets the table when your family eats dinner?
Nobody. You are expected to get your own plate and silverware at my house.
6. Describe what you consider to be the ultimate sandwich.
Grilled peanut butter and jelly.
7. Have you ever had a yard sale? How did it go?
Nope.
8. What's the lamest one-liner joke you can think of?
A guy walked into a bar.
9. Which boy name do you like better: Titus or Milton?
Titus
10: Which girl name do you like better: Patricia or Taylor?
Taylor
11: You are a Mexican luchador (professional wrestler). What is your luchador name?
El Pollo Loco (The crazy chicken)
12: Are you a member of Nerdfighteria?
I know not what that is.
13: Do you crack your joints?
No, I smoke them. JK, no.
14: What is the dumbest thing you've ever bought with your own money? How much did it cost?
A cheap toy at Disney World for $20. It broke on the ride home.
15: Which word do you prefer to use: Trash, waste, garbage, or rubbish, or some other word I can't think of right now?
Garbage

These five questions, bro. I love you.

Oh,, and I love you too. Guess being jokes runs in the family.

I tried to make jokes a thing in my school, it worked for a day

/felt good man

I am proud, son. I am proud.

Thanks, dad.