Quotes

sms12 · **Posted:** Sat Sep 24, 2011 8:06 pm

hey everyone

"Stay Away from my Vodka! is classic!"- Nikolai Belinski COD black Ops

"You don't Know the power of the darkside"- Darth Vader

"All the world is a stage, and all the people are it's actors." William Shakespeare

"I think I saw some school children down the way you can go frighten" John Marston Sr. Red Dead Redemption

"I got me an idiot who gives marshalls a bad name." John Marston Sr. Red Dead Redemption

Powerprosfan31 · **Posted:** Sat Sep 24, 2011 8:57 pm

sms! Welcome back!

Also,
"If you're dreamin' 'bout beating me, you'd better wake up and apologize." - Muhammad Ali

lanceberkman · **Posted:** Sat Sep 24, 2011 9:28 pm

"It ain't bragging if you can back it up." --Satchel Paige

"It's like deja vu all over again." --Yogi Berra

"I think you enjoy the game more if you don't know the rules. Anyway, you're on the same wavelength as the referee." --Jonathan Davies

AgentP · **Posted:** Sun Sep 25, 2011 8:39 am

detroittigers15 wrote:

"Today, I pitched 9 innings, and gave up 0 runs. I guess that wasn't too bad." - Chief

I got that today. 6 K's too...

"QUACK" -me

redsfan · **Posted:** Sun Sep 25, 2011 9:19 am

Or was I Pushed? - Everyone on SNL last night

Zumikaku · **Posted:** Fri Oct 07, 2011 6:42 pm

Person 1: "I am CLEARLY a better 'boner than you."
Person 2: "Oh, really? Are you sure about that?"
Person 1: "Can yours extend out seven times?"
Person 2: "No, I have to put my hand in mine."
Person 1: "Mine is louder."
Person 3: "But then you have all that sticky liquid."
Person 4: "What are you guys talking about?"
Person 1: "Our 'instruments.'"
Person 2: "Yeah. 'Instruments.'"

-Band class

philliesfan134 · **Posted:** Fri Oct 07, 2011 8:34 pm

One of my favorites:

"You play to win the game." - Herm Edwards

BrewersFuzz · **Posted:** Sat Oct 08, 2011 12:31 pm

Were they trying to be funny, or is that just a HUGE coincidence, Zumi?

philliesfan134 · **Posted:** Sat Oct 08, 2011 1:32 pm

And in honor of Al Davis:

"Just win baby."

Paul McCartney15 · **Posted:** Mon Oct 10, 2011 6:33 pm

"He who hesitates is lost, Cheif." -Marvin Lesman

"Those who don't learn from history's mistakes are DOOMED to repeat them."
-Marvin Lesman (again)

detroittigers15 · **Posted:** Mon Oct 10, 2011 7:07 pm

"Grrabbrrabbribbrabrrabrribr." - Jim Leyland

stevenjackson39 · **Posted:** Mon Oct 10, 2011 8:27 pm

BrewersFuzz wrote:

:lol: Were they trying to be funny, or is that just a HUGE coincidence, Zumi?

It's incredibly obvious they were trying to be funny.

"The great Zambini, the human cannonball, retired today after 50 years. When asked if they can replace him, the show director said, 'No, it's hard to find a man of his caliber.'"
-Colin Mochrie, on an episode of Whose Line Is It Anyway?

plenty more where that came from. :lol:

Paul McCartney15 · **Posted:** Thu Oct 13, 2011 8:32 pm

"Thank God for making me a Tulip"
-Me when I first played Success in 2007

philliesfan134 · **Posted:** Thu Oct 13, 2011 8:44 pm

More NFL quotes:

"They are who we thought they were. And we let 'em off the hook! :evil:

" - Dennis Green

BrewersFuzz · **Posted:** Fri Oct 14, 2011 4:49 pm

(After an argument between student and teacher)

*Kid pushes chair with wheels across the room*

TEACHER: Go pick that up and bring it back here.

KID: No, that's where it goes.

TEACHER: Do you WANT a detention?

KID: Oh my God, are you serious?

TEACHER: No, I'm just kidding.

The whole class laughed, and the kid got really mad, but no detentions were given.

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