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Player Update

Brian: Wha- where am I?

Chris: We're in New York, Brian. We need to move, the Men in Black are after you.

Kurihara: The Men in Black are after us now?

Pablo: No, Brian isn't afraid of police so it's the only way to get him to move.

Brian: Where's my beard?

Chris: We, uh, put it in a bag for you.

Brian: Could you leave me alone to mourn for a second?

Chris: Yeah, sure. We understand.

They went outside, but it took longer than they had expected.

Kura: We should go in and check on him.

They went back inside, but Brian was gone.

MEANWHILE SOMEWHERE ELSE IN NEW YORK

Mark: Look, sir, it's not what you think. Brian wouldn't harm a fly.

Ryan Madison: Don't try to pull one over on me, Mark. I've seen his beard. That man could easily harm a fly.

Paul: So, Jorkins, where is Brian now?

Mark: Paul, stop doing that!

Jorkins: It appears he is on the move trying to get out of Time Square. It also appears he has no beard.

Kanazawa: No beard?! That's impossible!

Mark: How the hell could they have shaved his beard?!

Ryan: Let's just get in the cab.

MEANWHILE BETWEEM SCRANTON AND NEW YORK

Jack: Where are we going?

Pepper: My senses say New York City.

Jack: Your senses? What the hell? Do I at least have time to buy groceries.

Pepper: No way. Now let's see how fast this baby can go.

He floored it. There was a bump in the back seat.

Pepper: Who's back there?

Sittch: Oh don't worry it's just me.

Pepper: Why?

Sittch: I thought you'd need my help.

Pepper: Okay... Why would I need your help.

Sittch: I know exactly where they are.

Pepper: Okay, where.

Sittch: I'm a spy!

MEANWHILE BACK WHEREVER BRIAN IS

The inner workings of Brian Wilson's mind: I need to find a place of refuge. I'm sure the others will find me before long. But first I need my thinking beard back on. Oh, look a barber shop.

Brian walked into the shop.

Brian: I need you to put my beard back on.

He held up the bag of hair.

Barber: I don't think I can replace hair.

Brian: Here is my waller.

The barber opened the wallet.

Barber: Wow. How do you get so much cash?

Brian: I'm a baseball player.

Barber: Even still...

Brian: I have a little side project going on. Anyway, will you do it?

Barber: Sure.

And like, that Brian's beard had come back.

MEANWHILE ON THE ROAD AGAIN

Mark: Seriously, though, what do you want with Brian?

Ryan: He is a threat to all mankind.

Kanazawa: You consider one person a threat to mankind?

Ryan: With that beard? Hell yes. Jorkins, don't you agree?

Jorkins: Yes, sir.

Mark: Damn it guys! Stop talking to Jorkins.

They were inching closely to where Brian was. They had found him.

Madison: Stop where you are, Wilson!

Brian: Of course...Not.

Paul: Did he really just use that one liner.

Kanazawa: I know, right? That was hella cringeworthy.

Ryan: Jorkins! Blast mode!

Jorkins: Access denied.

Mark aimed at Ryan Madison. Ryan pulled a computer chip out of his pocket and put on Mark's bionic arm.

Ryan: Jorkins! Override!

Paul: Okay, so you just override Jorkins so he can override Mark?

Kanazawa: Someone tell me when we entered The Matrix.

Brian had already ran away again. Mark was now the private detective's robot.

TO BE CONTINUED ONCE MORE...

Ha! I knew Brian would get his beard back!

Poor Mark.

Player Update

Brian: I need to get to a higher point. It isn't safe for me or my beard here.

Beard: B-Brian.... I need.. I..

Brian: Beard! Stay with me!

Brian decide to go to the top of the nearest building.

Meanwhile in the Car with Detective Madison
Ryan: That's not good! Brian is right where we were before.

Paul: So it really wasn't worth turning Mark's arm against him and making him your slave. Looks like you owe someone an apology.

Ryan: Shut up! Jorkins, illegal U-turn mode!

Kanazawa: How the hell could be make a U-Turn?!

Ryan: Dunno. Thought it was worth a shot.

Jorkins: U-turn activated.

Paul: Well, go figure. Hey, why exactly are you chasing Brian. What'd be do to you?

Ryan: We've had Brian declared insane by five doctors. Have you seen the way he talks to his beard?

Paul: I thought he was just being polite.

Ryan: Well, he is a danger anywhere he is so I have to find him.

Back With Kurihara and Chris

Chris: Alright, think. What is the most iconic part about New York.

Kurihara: The Statue of Liberty.

Chris: Too far away. What's the second most? Probably the Empire State. We should look for him there.

Kura: Can't argue with that logic.

Chris: Who said we were dealing with logic? This is Brian we're after.

Kurihara: Uh, Chris. I think I found him.

They all looked and saw a newscast of a big car chase and Brian Wilson causing havoc in the Empire State Building.



Pepper: I can sense the idiocy is coming from Brian!

Jack: How can you tell?

Sittch: If you spend enough time around these guys you would know.

Pepper drove and he was gaining on Madison, the other players weren't far behind. They all embarked on a cool chase that would look awesome if you could see it, but you can't so...... awkward.

They all met at the top of the empire state.

Madison: Brian, why don't you come with us?

Pepper: Brian, why is you're beard falling off.

Brian: My beard's falling off?! What a rip! That guy said it stay on.

Madison: Pepper, get your player under control.

Pepper: Who are you? Mark, take this loser out.

Mark: I don't think so.

Mark went to attack Pepper, but he sneezed and knocked Ryan Madison down and went back to normal.

Kura: Well jeez, what a freaking anti climax! We went through all that crap so we could come to a resolution when a guy sneezed?! This sucks!

Jack Allen: What is this?! You guys are getting into trouble with the law?

Oda: No, it was Brian.

Jack: Look, Pepper, my team doesn't need this kind of reputation. You want to play us again, you come to Kyoto!

The Knights left and the Stranglers were left in New York to gather the rest of the teammates up.

Brian: My beard. It's gone. Foever. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

John: It's a beard. Get over it.

Paul: Oh hey, what were you guys up to.

John: Us? Not much. Just some extreme sight seeing.

Chris: What's extreme sight se-*Statue of Liberty's head falls off as the rest of the Stranglers meet up* Oh....

THE END


Sorry this took so long.

See The Stranglers next in "A Stranglers Christmas Special"

See The Knights next in whatever updates PPFan is planning.

Christmas special!? Aww yeeeah!

Ahh, what a nice conclusion to an excellent experiment.

It's been a ball, Paul.

Yes it has my friend, yes it has.

Wonderful working with you and your team.

Took too long, though. That's my fault.

I'm guessing the next crossover will be in Kyoto, therefore on JPPY '11?

PPFan would have to make all the Stranglers' players through success mode then...

Yeah, that's not happening.

I'm not sure how we're going to do next "year"'s installment. But we'll see.

Do you have '08 on Wii? Or we could get Dish to do it.

Yeah he has 08 on wii and DS

He could have gotten rid of them you know. It's no guarantee he still has them now because of JPPY

I don't have 08 on the DS, just the Wii. And don't worry, I still have the teams available to me (except the RPs for the Stranglers).

I was talking about PPF31 he has 08 on DS and Wii, but he could've gotten rid of them, you are right Skittles