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Granted, but that makes you a hacking CHEATER!!!

I wish I wasn't so bored.

Granted, you got sent to a round house and were told to find all 4 of the corners!


POWER PRO JR!!!!!!!! Welcome back!

I wish for my nephew to hurry up and get here.

Granted. He's completely obnoxious now.

I wish for a brownie.

Granted, but the brownie is laced with elephant laxative.

I wish unicorns were real, and that they were peaceful, friendly, happy creatures.

Granted, but the pegasi get jealous and kill all of them.

I wish unicorns AND pegasi were real, and that they were peaceful, friendly, happy creatures.

Don't worry, I was never gone. Just been lurking the forum for a while...

Granted, but they have an average lifespan of 5 minutes and can't reproduce.

I wish that I could beat Portal 2 for the PS3 and nothing happens to me, my save data, or the PS3 itself.

Granted, you beat it in 5 minutes, but then you are out of stuff to do, and you have no money for a new game.


I wish for baseball season to start.

Granted! It ends 3 seconds later.

I wish for unicorns and pegasi to be real, and be peaceful, happy, friendly creatures that have an average lifespan of 30 years, and can reproduce.

Granted, but they become over-populated, so a hunting season is created, and then they become extinct, because they are all killed by violent hunting rifles.


I wish for a nice cooked pizza right now.

Granted! The pizza is so nice, it walks up and says "Hello."

I wish for unicorns and pegasi to be real, and be peaceful, happy, friendly creatures that have an average lifespan of 30 years, can reproduce, and in a moderate enough fashion for them to keep their population healthy, but not overpopulate and become hunted to extinction.

Granted, but scientists cut off their horns and wings for experiments, and they just become horses.

I wish I could throw a baseball 90 mph with pinpoint control without injuring myself or anyone else in any way.

Granted, but the ball is hit and smacks your arm clean off.


I wish I could drive a car perfectly at 200 MPH and NOT wreck or get injured in anyway.

Isn't that being injured in some way? Just saying.

Granted, but its in a high speed cop chase, and you end up being arrested and sent to jail. You were not harmed from the incident though.

I wish for school to end tomorrow, and never have to remake the time.

Granted! You become underqualified for your next school year and flunk all your classes.

I wish for a Pop-Tart that tasted good, didn't bring upon any physical ailments, is edible, cannot be taken from me, was not tainted in any way, and isn't unhealthy.

Granted. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5PiXt6INSM What? All pop tarts taste good, this one hasn't been messed with, and no one will ever steal it because it's too annoying. Have fun with that!

I wish politics weren't so depressing.