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Granted, but you end up having crooked teeth, and you can't eat because they are so crooked, and... You... DIE!


I wish for money and bartering to never be invented, so you wouldn't have to pay for anything.

Granted! Payment is now done through labor exchange.

I wish for every wish posted on the rest of this thread to be granted.

Granted, but then this thread is destroyed because no-one can corrupt the wishes.


I wish for nice weather.

Granted, but there is a drought because it doesnt rain.

I wish for Powerpros on Xbox 360!

Granted, but the X-Box Live network gets hacked and your credit card information gets stolen.

I wish for tomorrow's track meet to be cancelled.

Granted, but you have a practice where you have to run a marathon.

I wish I wasn't so sleepy.

Granted! Now you're asleep.

I wish that finals weren't so long.

Granted, they go by so quick you can't finish them, and you fail.

I wish that water gave you protein.

Granted, but it gives you so much, people start getting really big muscles, and are accused of taking steroids, and all sports are forced to end because of the excess amount of people accused of taking performance enhancing drugs.

I wish that I didn't have to work, and I could still get a good income.

Granted! But many other people take advantage of this also, thus causing inflation and putting you right back where you started.

no wish...

I wish making success players wasn't nearly as boring.

Granted! It now takes years before you can produce anyone decent.

I wish 3D effects were damaging to your health.

Granted, but then movies suck.

I wish that my leg felt better.

Granted, but your arms hurt now.

I wish that my High School baseball team wins their game tomorrow.

Granted! But every player is injured in the process.

I wish I could figure out how hacking worked in SSBB.