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This game is simple. You type in some stuff in English, translate it into another language, then translate it back to English. I encourage translating through multiple languages for best effect. I'll start:
English: Mama said life is like a box of chocolates.
English -> Russian -> German -> Spanish -> English: Breast said life is like to a box of chocolates.
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English: Your donkey appears ill, is it quite all right?

English->Russian->French->Dutch->English:

"Your rest difficultly seems, sufficiently entirely straight it?"

English: Please allow me to investigate the strange rash on your butt.

English -> Russian -> German -> Spanish -> English

Translation: Him request me strange, the decisive factor in its front to investigate.

English: "A fool and his money are soon parted."

English->Greek->French->Dutch->English:

"Separate imbecile and is money is within a short period."

Your pickles are in my toast.

English -> Spanish -> French -> German -> English

Your pickles of acres in my toast.

EDIT: That's not epic enough. So I'll do another one.
Fishes and turtles play horseshoes while bouncing on markers.

English -> Portuguese -> French-> German -> English

The fish and the turtles play from the horseshoes to jump in indicators.

"Are you trying to annoy me?"

English -> French -> Portugese -> English

"Ploughs you trying you annoy me?"

" why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side."
English -> German -> French -> Greek -> English
"why the chicken has crossed the street? Too much in other side you reach"

Killer rap lyrics.

Hell yeah.

English: Why is there nacho cheese all over my bath robe?

English -> Arabic -> Hebrew -> Latin -> Greek -> English

What with all the cheeses Nahor my bathroom?