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stevenjackson39
 Post subject: funny quotes
PostPosted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 7:43 pm 
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i've seen a lot of funny quotes on here and such, so i figured we could fill this up really quickly...
Other than the ones in my sig...

"If I could read a book, I would definitely read one of your books."
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"I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."
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"If it's called USA Today, then why is all the news from yesterday?"
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They happen every 4 years, and China usually wins in the end."
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 Post subject: Re: funny quotes
PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 3:06 pm 
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Ok, the quotes you find are really funny :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: funny quotes
PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 3:24 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: funny quotes
PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 4:06 pm 
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Found this in the sig of a guy on GameFAQs:

"It is lame to quote yourself!"-Me
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stevenjackson39
 Post subject: Re: funny quotes
PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 4:46 pm 
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from rsoohoo:
"Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls, cannot walk."
-Anonymous

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 Post subject: Re: funny quotes
PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 6:31 pm 
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I know it isn't a funny quote, but it's a funny pic from sikids.com:


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 Post subject: Re: funny quotes
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Not anymore. :)
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 Post subject: Re: funny quotes
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lanceberkman
 Post subject: Re: funny quotes
PostPosted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:42 pm 
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The quote in my sig is what one of my basketball refs said after missing about 12 3-pointers in a row.... :lol:
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 Post subject: Re: funny quotes
PostPosted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 9:54 pm 
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During an interview with basketball player Antione Walker.

Interviewer: Antione, why do you shoot so many three pointers?

Antione Walker: Because there aren't any four pointers!

Classic.
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From Star Wars Battlefront.

"To take off or land, press the land/take off button."
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 Post subject: Re: funny quotes
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Instruction manuals usually have some good ones. Like for example in the Lego Star Wars II manual C3PO says to send compliments to him and complaints to R2d2.
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"A dog is like a liberal. He wants to please everybody. A cat really doesn't need to know that everybody loves him." - William Kunstler

"Conservatives truly love America and support the armed forces, while liberals are unpatriotic draft dodgers." - Joe Conason

Now, the quote by Joe isn't really "funny" but it is humorous if you know the history of the draft... I'm sure Dr Mario will get it. :)
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 Post subject: Re: funny quotes
PostPosted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 4:36 pm 
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"Rarely is the question asked, 'Is our children learning?'"
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My favorite GB quote is still the one in my sig...

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"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left!"

Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights make an airplane!
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