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April 4, 2011

This just in: The Dogs PPF31 has been taken out of the game in the ninth inning, because of a groin injury. Manager Bill Fister believes this might have been the cause of him not hitting. PPF31 will be out for about 5 games.

April 4, 2011

Dogs Vs. Marines

Dogs SP. Dishnetkid
Marines SP. Tadahiro

Dogs 4, Marines 0
W: Dishnetkid
L: Tadahiro

Dogs Lineup:
1. Billy Hamilton SS: 1-4, 2 SB
2. MaxDSterling 2nd: 1-4, 2B, RBI
3. Dark Shade DH: 4-4, HR, 2 2B, 2 RBI
4. Hashimoto RF: 1-4, RBI, 2B
5. Miggy 3rd: 3-4
6. Fielder 1st: 2-4
7. PPF31 LF: 0-4
8. Harper C: 0-4
9. Beast CF: 0-4

Dogs Pitching:
Dishnetkid: 7 innings, 0 ER, 0 R, 3 H, 0 BB, 9 K's, 0.60 ERA
Okazaki: 2 innings, 0 ER, 0 R, 2 H, 0 BB, 4 K's, 0.00 ERA

Marines Lineup:
1. Okada CF: 2-4, 2B
2. T. Ogino SS: 0-4
3. Iguchi 2nd: 1-4
4. Saburo LF: 1-4
5. Fukuura DH: 0-4
6. Taekyun 1st: 0-4
7. Ohmatsu CF: 0-3
8. Satozaki C: 0-3
9. Imae 3rd: 1-3

Marines Pitching:
Tadahiro: 2 1/3 innings, 3 ER, 3 R, 6 H, 0 BB, 1 K, 5.19 ERA
Akira: 2 1/3 innings, 1 ER, 1 R, 4 H, 0 BB, 0 K, 7.36 ERA
Niroshima: 4 1/3 innings, 0 ER, 0 R, 2 H, 0 BB, 0.00 ERA

April 5, 2011

This just in: PPF31, who was supposed to be out for five days, started in the game today. It is in the bottom of the ninth and he has gone 3-4. Pretty amazing if you ask me.

April 5, 2011

Dogs Vs. Marines

Dogs 4, Marines 0
Dogs SP: Liam
Marines SP: Penn

W: Liam
L: Penn

Dogs Lineup:
1. Billy Hamilton SS: 4-4, 3B, RBI
2. MaxDSterling 2nd: 0-4, RBI
3. Dark Shade DH: 1-4
4. Hashimoto RF: 2-4, RBI
5. Miggy 3rd: 1-4, RBI
6. Fielder 1st: 0-4
7. PPF31 LF: 3-4
8. Harper C: 1-4
9. Beast CF: 1-4, 2B

Dogs Pitching:
Liam: 8 innings, 0 ER, 0 R, 5 H, 0 BB, 9 K's, 0.00 ERA
Rivera: 1 inning, 0 ER, 0 R, 0 H, 0 BB, 1 K, 3.00 ERA

Marines Lineup:
1. Okada CF: 1-4
2. T. Ogino SS: 1-4
3. Iguchi 2nd: 1-4
4. Saburo LF: 0-4
5. Fukuura DH: 0-4
6. Taekyun 1st: 1-4
7. Ohmatsu CF: 1-3, 2B
8. Satozaki C: 0-3
9. Imae 3rd: 0-3

Marines Pitching:
Penn: 2 2/3 innings, 3 ER, 3 R, 6 H, 0 BB, 0 K's, 10.8 ERA
Ono: 2/3 innings, 1 ER, 1 R, 3 H, 0 BB, 0 K's, 8.31 ERA
Furuya: 2 2/3 innings, 0 ER, 0 R, 1 H, 0 BB, 0 K's, 3.00 ERA
Itoh: 2 innings, 0 ER, 0 R, 2 H, 0 BB, 0 K's, 2.84 ERA
K. Yamamoto: 1 inning, 0 ER, 0 R, 1 H, 0 BB, 0 K's, 0.00 ERA

May 20, 1993

*Clank

Team: Yeah Bill!!! Game over!!! Walk-off shot!!!

Bill: Yes!!!

May 23, 1993

*Ring, Ring, Ring

Bill: Hello?

???: Hi, is this Bill?

Bill: Yes, who is this?

???: Hi I am the scout for the Detroit Tigers. I was wondering if you would like to play in the minor leagues, and maybe the Bigs.

Bill: Ummm...Sure I'd love to, but I would need to finish high school first. My parents would like for me to finish school.

Scout: OK, and when would that be?

Bill: End of this year.

Scout: OK, can I come over and maybe talk with you and your parents?

Bill: Sure. Tomorrow good?

Scout: Yeah. I will be there at 12:00.

Bill: OK, bye.

May 24, 1993

Scout: So, I was wondering if your son Bill could quit school, and come play in the bigs.

Mom and Dad: Hell no! Our son isn't gonna be dumb. He will be smart. We want him to finish college before he ever goes to the bigs!

Scout: Whoh...college?!?!

Mom: Yes college! Good bye!

Dad: God I hate baseball...

April 5, 2011

Bill: I should've ran away...I could've been gone, before I got injured...

Why would anyone hat baseball?

Some people do, and you know that...

I know, but only crazy people hat it

April 6, 2011

Anthony: Good job Billy!

Billy: Ha! Yeah right...you just want my position. To bad, because you suck!

Anthony: Oh yeah! I will show you! Coach! I want to start!

Bill: We established this already! You aren't starting! Get over it!

Anthony: Coach...Let me play DH for this game! I will get more hits than Billy!

Bill: Fine, but this is your last chance!

April 6, 2011~Stanton Shines in Debut as New Team Becomes Unstoppable

Dogs Vs. Marines

Dogs SP: Cabrera
Marines SP: Yoshimi

Dogs 18, Marines 2
W: Cabrera
S: Okazaki
L: Yoshimi

Dogs Lineup:
1. Billy Hamilton SS: 3-6, HR, 3 RBI
2. Zero 1st: 1-6
3. AnthonyP DH: 4-6, 2 2B
4. Hashimoto RF: 4-6, HR, 3 RBI
5. Stanton LF: 5-6, 2 HR, 2 2B, 3 RBI
6. Miggy 3rd: 3-6
7. MaxDSterling 2nd: 4-6, 2B, Grand Slam, 6 RBI
8. Harper C: 1-1, 2B, RBI MrErik C: 1-5
9. Beast CF: 4-5, 2 2B, RBI

Dogs Pitching:
Cabrera: 5 1/3 innings, 1 ER, 1 R, 2 H, 0 BB, 5 K's, 0.63 ERA
Okazaki: 3 2/3 innings, 1 ER, 1 R, 3 H, 0 BB, 2 K's, 1.59 ERA

Marines Lineup:
1. Okada CF: 1-4, 3B
2. T. Ogino SS: 1-4, RBI
3. Iguchi 2nd: 0-4
4. Saburo LF: 1-4
5. Fukuura DH: 0-3
6. Taekyun 1st: 1-3, HR, RBI
7. Ohmatsu CF: 0-3
8. Satozaki C: 1-3
9. Imae 3rd: 0-3

Marines Pitching:
Yoshimi: 2 1/3 innings, 7 ER, 7 R, 10 H, 0 BB, 0 K's, 7.87 ERA
Ono: 1 inning, 4 ER, 4 R, 4 H, 0 BB, 0 K's, 5.31 ERA
Itoh: 1 2/3 innings, 2 ER, 2 R, 6 H, 0 BB, 0 K's, 6.13 ERA
K. Yamamoto: 4 innings, 5 ER, 5 R, 10 H, 0 BB, 0 K's, 11.5 ERA

April 6, 2011

This just in: The Dogs Harper is going to be out for 4 games, due to running into a wall. Lets hope he gets better soon.

April 7, 2011

Anthony: I got more hits coach! Am I the starter now?

Bill: Wait, did I say most hits? I meant total bases. Let me see...Billy got 6 and you got...6. Huh, looks like you will have to keep fighting.

Billy: But coach I got 3 RBI and a HR. I didn't see Anthony do that.

Bill: True, you are going to be the starter still.

Anthony: !?!?!

Dear Anthony,
HA!
--Signed, Billy

Dear Billy,
I know that came from your agent...
Signed Bill

Dear Bill,
Damn it...
--Signed, SM

Ha that made me laugh