Power Pros Forum

So... do we revive that topic or just keep using this one?
I'd like to exploit a loophole here and say that that one specifically says 2008, while this one can be either game or even from this forum (:

P.S. If the ball rolls down the 1st base line, the pitcher should get it while the 1st baseman stands on the bag and watches.

When pitching to the leadoff batter, and the ball is put in play on the left side, the first thing for the pitcher to do is run to cover third base.

After you advance to the minor leagues, your dad goes back in time to kill himself.

Most teams have some shade of blue and/or red in their colors.


Green Apples, Mach Sox, Golden Apples, Guava Strawberries, Galaxy Sharks

....that a whiff could be so timely

That you can hit batters as many times as you want, and you won't get ejected.

The ghost of your dog can't go to heaven until they get revenge on their boyfriend/girlfriend.

You can dump PI's after one job and they won't hunt you down, feeling used.
Everyone knows how nice they are, right?

I learnt that Marvin is gay -MaL

That people don't have mouths or noses

I've learned you don't need legs to run.

I learned that you don't need fingers to throw a fastball, much less a vertical slider.
Thumbs and palms not needed either.

The experts say you need to use your legs to push off the mound to increase speed, and to hit homers, but the pros don't.

No matter where you go fishing with ex-big league stars, you'll always catch a marlin.

That you dont need fingers or palms to swing a bat.

It's ok if you get injured because you can always just exit and reload