Corrupt-A-Wish 3!

LetsGoMets77 · **Posted:** Thu Dec 31, 2015 7:46 pm

(see the original Corrupt-A-Wish for details)

Basic guidelines:
First person wishes for something.
Next person says "Granted, but..." and corrupts the wish. Then they make a wish of their own.
It then continues forever.

Example:
1: I wish the Mets signed Yoenis Cespedes.
2: Granted, but he hits .187 with no home runs. I wish I had a fish sandwich.
3 (or maybe 1): Granted, but it's plagued with salmonella. I wish...

I'll start us off, I wish the Mets signed Yoenis Cespedes.

Tdud123 · **Posted:** Thu Dec 31, 2015 7:48 pm

Granted, but its for 300 million dollars.

I want a taco

LetsGoMets77 · **Posted:** Thu Dec 31, 2015 7:52 pm

Granted, you get a taco, but it's from Chipotle and it contains E. coli.

I wish Ben Carson became President of the United States.

GoTwins24 · **Posted:** Thu Dec 31, 2015 7:54 pm

Granted. But he gets assassinated.

I wish to win the bowl picks for a second straight year.

Tdud123 · **Posted:** Thu Dec 31, 2015 7:55 pm

Granted, but its a share win with everyone else

I wish the Texans got a good QB

LetsGoMets77 · **Posted:** Thu Dec 31, 2015 7:56 pm

Granted, but they had to trade J.J. Watt for a good QB, so without a strong defense, they miss the playoffs.

I wish the Bills would beat the Jets on Sunday.

GoTwins24 · **Posted:** Thu Dec 31, 2015 7:58 pm

Granted, but the Jets go on to win the Super Bowl.

I wish for Northwestern to make the NCAA Tournament for the first time ever this year.

LetsGoMets77 · **Posted:** Thu Dec 31, 2015 7:59 pm

Granted, they get the #1 seed, but lose to a #16 seed in the opening round.

I wish for Oklahoma to win today's game against Clemson.

Tdud123 · **Posted:** Thu Dec 31, 2015 8:06 pm

Granted, but they all celebrate with Chipotle taco's

I wish fedoras were cool

GoTwins24 · **Posted:** Thu Dec 31, 2015 8:07 pm

Granted, but everyone buys them up, making them virtually impossible to come across.

I wish the White Sox won't be a major disappointment in 2016.

LetsGoMets77 · **Posted:** Thu Dec 31, 2015 8:09 pm

Granted. They live up to everyone's expectations and finish 4th in the AL Central.

I wish Power Pros 27 was back on this forum.

GoTwins24 · **Posted:** Thu Dec 31, 2015 8:11 pm

Granted, but Dish bans him immidiately.

I wish that another college football game is released.

LetsGoMets77 · **Posted:** Thu Dec 31, 2015 8:14 pm

Granted. They release a copy of last year's CFB Playoff Championship Game on DVD.

I wish TheRosterMaster was back on this forum.

Tdud123 · **Posted:** Thu Dec 31, 2015 8:16 pm

Granted, but he has to leave because a burgaler stole his computer

I wish the Rockets hadn't fired McHale

SkittleMonster · **Posted:** Thu Dec 31, 2015 8:27 pm

Granted. He quits instead

I wish Alabama's jerseys were pink

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